28.7.14

Biggest ever Ebay sale

For readers in the UK: I'm having my biggest ever Ebay sale right now! 20 items (mainly dresses, duh) so you can combine shipping; here's a teaser:

Ebay sale plus size fashion cute and retro
My biggest ever Ebay sale
Save me as a seller so you'll know about future sales.


21.6.14

Jewellery organisers from junk

Ball of string. Easy upcycled jewellery organisers (jewelry organizers) that you can make form everyday found objects give an alternative way to display jewellery.
Vintage ball of string and ceramic hand from a jumble sale to display jewellery.
One of the reasons I have so much jewellery is because it's so easy to buy online; you can trawl through Ebay for vintage bits without being burdened by the concerns that come with other wearables, like whether shoes will be uncomfortable or buttons on a shirt will gape. But a serious jewellery collection needs serious storage solutions, and having already bought many conventional jewellery stands I decided to look for alternatives. I think it's important to display your jewellery properly so that you actually wear it, because if you can't see it you're likely to forget about it, and if the thing you want is in a disgusting tangle of chains you're not likely to bother. So give it a try next time you're in a junk shop or jumble sale: look at everything through a "jewellery storage" lens.

Take this giant vintage ball of string which I bought for £1, which makes a pin/brooch stand. It's free standing and I just stab the pins straight in which is strangely satisfying. I imagine it must have come from some industrial or factory setting which is what first drew me to it. I just LOVE factories: the scale, the efficiency, the repetition, the automation, oh LORDY!

Vintage ball of string from a jumble sale to organise brooches and pins.
Another thing I love is depictions of hands in sculptures, paintings and jewellery. I think studying anatomy and dissecting hands reinforced how much I admire them as engineering wonders, and in addition they are so expressive, mystical, symbolic, unique and useful! In another blog post I must share my collection of hand-themed jewellery.


Ceramic palm reading hand model. Easy upcycled jewellery organisers (jewelry organizers) that you can make form everyday found objects give an alternative way to display jewellery.
Ceramic palm reading hand model from a jumble sale to display jewellery.
I also found this ceramic hand model at a jumble sale for a pound or two. It looks like a model for palm reading and I love the script and detailed technical drawing. I use it for hanging various pieces of bling on.

Then there is a more traditional earring organiser in a cheap black plastic design. It seems that a few years ago a whole bunch of copies of an Anna Sui design came out in black plastic including combs, mirrors, make-up cases and boxes, and this is one such item. Small earrings and studs are so easy to lose it really is important to keep them organised.

Earring stand on a glass cake stand. Easy upcycled jewellery organisers (jewelry organizers) that you can make form everyday found objects give an alternative way to display jewellery.
Earring stand on a glass cake stand. 
Ball of string and ceramic hand to display jewellery. Easy upcycled jewellery organisers (jewelry organizers) that you can make form everyday found objects give an alternative way to display jewellery.
Get creative about ways to store jewellery and keep an open mind when trawling though jumble sales.


7.5.14

DIY scrap-paper notebooks


Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.
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You'll be surprised by how easy it is to make your own note books from bits of scrap paper, and you don't really need any special tools. Skinny notebooks are great for travelling, when you don't want to be weighed down, and these make for really sweet personalised gifts (which is what mine ended up as). You can make these entirely out of recycled paper and/or use up all the cute scraps and clippings you've been hoarding.

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.

The key to these notebooks is that because they have relatively few pages they are easy enough to bind using the very simple "pamphlet stitch" (details later). So that they don't look out of proportion and really tall and skinny, I made these as A6 size when closed, which means they open up to be A5. The basic idea is to use card for the outer cover, and normal paper on the inside, which you can intersperse with decorative pages.


Tools and materials needed:


If you feel like spoiling yourself to some new craft supplies or reckon you'll be making loads of these then you can buy the proper tools. Alternatively, if you're like me and  just want to try it once you can do it with cheapo makeshift tools which I'll list here.

 For each book:

  1. 1 A5 piece of card for the outside cover
  2. 5-7 sheets of A4 paper (more if you use thin paper, less for thick)
  3. Binder's awl (or drawing pin/kebab skewer or anything spiky for piercing the paper for binding)
  4. Blunt tip book binding needle (or any fat, sturdy needle like an embroidery needle)
  5. French Linen thread (this is a sort of waxy, stiff white thread; I reckon you could replace this with any thick thread like embroidery thread.)
  6. Scissors
  7. Stanley knife/scalpel
  8. Steel ruler (or other ruler #yolo)


Instructions:


1. First gather your cover card (A5) and cut your 5 A4 papers in half so that they are all A5. These will all be folded in half when they are bound resulting in a book that is A6 with about 20 pages. You can add a few more pages in or just as easily make a bigger book too.

Now gather your decorative paper and think about where it will be placed in the book. I think it's quite nice to have a fancy decorative first and last page, and maybe a colourful middle page.

I have a hard time throwing out pretty paper and so I have piles of envelopes, product labels and vintage ephemera which could finally be put to use. For the decorative pages I used some washi tape, doilies and wrapping paper, and vintage sheet music, stamps and children's book pages. For the plain, writing pages, I used paper from an exercise book with ruled squares on it. I call it Maths Paper because we used it exclusively for maths throughout primary school, and so it has quite retro, nostalgic look to me.

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.

2. Once you've trimmed all your pages to size, stack them and fold the stack in half, creating your book.

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.

3. Now to bind the stack of pages, begin by making 5 evenly spaced marks in the central fold to indicate where the stitches will be. Begin by making a pencil dot in the middle and then two dots on either side of it:

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.

4. Next is the tricky party, which is piercing your pages at each of the dots so that you can thread your thread through. If you have a professional awl this will be very quick. If you're using a drawing pin like me you just have to have a little more patience and pierce fewer pages at a time. It isn't that much work considering how few pages there are.

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.

5. Once your holes have been made in the spine you can begin stitching the stack of pages together. I found this really satisfying. Thread your needle but don't tie a knot, just leave a little tail and hold onto it as you go. Start at the central hole and push your needle from the inside out, then follow this guide below using only the 5 holes you've already made. You should end coming back into the central hole, and now you can neatly tie both ends of the thread together, possibly encasing the the third thread that runs over there. I think it looks neatest to have the knot on the inside so make sure to start and end on the inside.

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.


After sewing you should have 4 neat segments of thread holding it all together, with no overlaps. Clever hey?

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.

6. Bend your bound book closed and flatten it out as much as possible. Now it's time to neaten up the edges by cutting off any bits that are sticking out, and making sure that all the pages line up. In theory you could do this step with scissors, but a sharp scalpel and ruler will give it a much cleaner finish. Having a metal ruler helps to guide our scalpel here because you can cut into a plastic ruler, as does having some kind of cutting board or protective surface underneath so you don't have to worry about ruining your table.

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.

7. All that's left to do is add decorative touches like washi tape and little stamps. Done!

Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.
Book cover made of card, vintage text, grey-striped washi tape, bird wrapping paper and an old stamp. 
Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.
Inside cover of the book: blue card, bird wrapping paper, paper doily, vintage bird stamps.
Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.
More book details like gold-striped washi tape and a  glittery paper flower cutout.
Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.
Book cover made of blue card, vintage book illustration, red-patterned washi tape and cut out vintage text, ransom-note style.
Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.
Inner cover with card, paper doily, striped washi tape and vintage illustration page.
Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.
Some random sentences from the vintage book
Easy DIY scrap paper book binding with the 5 hole pamphlet stitch. Great use for recycling cute, retro paper to make unique gifts. No specialist tools necessary.
Back covers of the books
Surprisingly easy right? And amazing that you don't really need any specialist tools. There are plenty more tutorials about book-binding on the web if you want to find out more; this one from Design Sponge shows you the professional tools and also teaches you all the proper terminology and lingo.

PS. How do you like my new blog header and doodle:

I literally decided I wanted a change, scribbled it into Mr Zissou's iPad and had it up within 30 minutes (#yolo). See that's me on my bike wielding my craft scissors.


10.3.14

Shop my wardrobe: Ebay dress sale!

Just a quick post to let UK readers know that I've started selling on Ebay, and this is the first round of dresses up for grabs:

Cute dresses available in my new Ebay shop now! Lots of 50s, swing, jive, wiggle retro dresses in plus sizes that really suit the curvy figure.
Available on my Ebay shop now.
I've been putting off having a wardrobe clear-out for ages, years actually and I've reached the point where there is just no more space in my room. So now that my thesis is in I've decided set up shop as an Ebay seller, and I should be putting a couple of items up every month. You know what to expect from me: mainly dresses, usually with a cute, retro feel (and accessories in the future) so please save me as a favourite seller if you're a UK Ebay buyer (if you aren't, get with it!). Most of the items are barely worn too, so catch a bargain. My Ebay seller ID is cabbagesandkings2014


15.2.14

XX WOW YES DOLL KISS: Valentine's Day outfit.

Mr Zissou and I weren't feeling the hype this Valentine's day but that didn't stop me theme-dressing a bit:

Valentine's Day outfit: red gingham shirt, red lipstick, suspender skirt and brogues with a fuzzy cat bag
Gingham shirt: Gap
Suspender skirt: River Island
Shoes: Hudson (via Office sale)
Bag: Ebay
Hair bow: Oxfam
I'm really into masculine shoes at the moment and love stomping around London in these brogues. Also, you may notice my hair changing drastically from post to post because I have acquired a few wigs from Lockshop. I bought them after messing with my natural hair colour after many years of abstinence, and finding out that touching up the roots in a salon would be at least £50 in London! I decided I'd do my own modest colouring at home and wear a wig now and then when I feel like changing it up. They also take fancy-dress nights to another level.

The star of this outfit is my sweet hand-embroidered anatomical heart with a gold arrow from Les Mirettes on Etsy . As a former anatomy student I have a free pass to buy any/all anatomy jewellery for the rest of my life. This one is perfect for Valentine's Day, non? Regardez:

Valentine's Day outfit: red gingham shirt, red lipstick, hand embroidered heart brooch/pin with a golden arrow, and gold heart earrings
Heart brooch: Les Mirettes
Gold heart earrings: Dorothy Perkins?
Shirt: Gap
Our only commercial concession this Valentine's Day was this cute ("and useful") tin of mini Love Hearts (HOT GLAM FIT GRR!). I was also so taken with the soft, fruity packaging of these "Munch Bunch Squashums" that I threw them in the shopping basket without even reading what they were (answer: delicious kiddy yoghurts).


I know, I know, what about the cat around my arm?? Well, it cost a whopping £9.30 with delivery, thanks to some detective work on Ebay. Nice and snuggly for winter, and importantly it has straps that are long enough to comfortably wear on my shoulder.

Valentine's Day outfit: red gingham shirt, suspender skirt with a fuzzy grey cat head/face hand bag from Ebay
Cuddly cat bag
Check out last year's Valentine's Day post when I made chocolate "eggs and sausages" for breakfast, and the year before's mechanical swan box. Here is my Matt Pugh owl couple wishing you a sugary Valentine's weekend whether you want one or not:

Red and white Matt Pugh wooden owl ornament couple wishing you a happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day from the owls

11.2.14

More reasons to make Date Balls

Date balls are tasty, sweet, portable, healthy snacks that are cheap and easy to make. Add nuts for flavour and texture
Easy to make,  no-bake, healthy snacks you won't get bored of.
Date balls are tasty, sweet, portable, adaptable, healthy snacks that are cheap and easy to make. I'd heard it before but it wasn't until I made them myself that I realised how great these things really are, for the following additional reasons:
  1. No cooking/baking required, just blend ingredients and compress into balls
  2. They don't actually taste of dates. I've never been a fan of dates on their own but they provide the perfect foundation for this snack
  3. They're made up entirely of dry things in your cupboard so you can make a batch any time and don't need any fresh ingredients
  4. Because they're made form long-life dried goods you can make a big batch and keep them for ages 
  5. The ingredients are all cheap, especially the dates
  6. They're perfect for a snack in your lunchbox for when you need an energy boost and crave something sweet in the afternoon
  7. Unlike many commercial snack bars/energy bars/breakfast bars these will be largely free from artificial sweeteners, preservatives, thickeners, emulsifiers, stabilisers, colourants, excess salt and sugar, and glucose-fructose corn syrup (only as much as is in the dry ingredients)
  8. They are really versatile and you can have fun experimenting with whatever is in your dry cupboard, so you'll never get bored because there are so many possible combinations
Date balls are tasty, sweet, portable, healthy snacks that are cheap and easy to make.
There are so many things you can add to your date balls for flavour and texture like nuts, berries, coconut and spices.
You will need a blender to make these, and some pitted dates but the rest you can free-style based on this 4-step guide: pick one or two ingredients from each category, blend, and have fun molding into balls. The possibilities are almost endless:

1: DATES (the sticky part)

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2. SUBSTANCE (the filling part)
  • oats
  • bran
  • puffed rice
  • puffed quinoa
  • unsweetened breakfast cereal (corn flakes, fiber bran flakes, shredded wheat, muesli)
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3. FANCY BITS (for variety)
  • any unsalted nuts (cashews, pecans, almonds, peanuts, macadamia, pistachio)
  • unsalted seeds (pumpkin, sesame, sunflower, poppy)
  • dried berries (raisins, cranberries, cherries, goji berries)
  • dried fruit (prunes, apricots, banana chips, apple)
  • cookies, marshmallows or chocolate if you're feeling decadent
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4. FLAVOUR (the finishing touch)
  • peanut butter
  • black sesame paste/seeds
  • peppermint oil or just abut any essence
  • vanilla seeds
  • coffee powder (be aware of how much caffeine you're consuming though)
  • cocoa powder
  • cinnamon, cardamom, clove, nutmeg
  • desiccated coconut (unsweetened because the dates are already naturally very sweet)
  • marmalade, jams or fruit preserves
  • ginger
  • chilli/pepper (a tiny bit enhances chocolatey flavours, I promise)
  • dried lavender flowers (a sprinkle could add a subtle lavender flavour)
  • brandy or Amaretto (for grown-up date balls)
Date balls are tasty, sweet, portable, healthy snacks that are cheap and easy to make.
Make two types of date balls for variety in your lunch box every day.
As a guideline, a bag of 375 grams pitted dates with all the added bits above makes about 20 golf-ball-sized snacks. If the blended mixture is too crumbly and dry to hold it's ball-shape you just need to add more dates into the mix to make it sticky again. To make it less wet/sticky add more from the SUBSTANCE category to stretch it further. The only caution I would add is that dates are naturally very sweet so be careful of adding any sweetened/sweetening products (eg. honey, syrup, Nutella, jam, marshmallows, chocolate) or these balls could become overwhelmingly sweet.

Mr Zissou and I have had great fun coming up with new flavours and ways to translate classic desserts into date balls. These are our favourite combos (add these flavours to your dates+substance base):

  • Cherry and Chocolate- dried cherries, cocoa powder, generous dose of vanilla seeds
  • Apple Pie- dried apples, cinnamon and a tiny bit of grated nutmeg 
  • Coconut and Banana- desiccated coconut, banana chips, vanilla seeds
  • Ginger Orange- candied orange peel from the baking section of your supermarket, dried ginger, cocoa, vanilla seeds 
  • Christmas Cake- Christmas mince meat (mixed fruit, mainly raisins), a dash of Amaretto, cinnamon, a little grating of nutmeg and clove. 
  • Lemon and Poppy Seed- plenty of poppy seeds, lemon curd or lemon preserve
  • Black Sesame- black sesame seeds, a dash of sesame oil, honey, prunes
We usually make a big batch consisting of 3-4 different flavours so we never get bored of our afternoon snacks.

By the way if you enjoy recipes then head over to Mr Zissou's blog because he seems to be updating it again. It's called Kos I Like It, because in Afrikaans which is spoken in South Africa, the word kos means food :)

5.2.14

Thesis submitted!

After my longest ever break from blogging I'm back. I had my PhD thesis to submit which is no small task and it completely and utterly consumed me. Writing those 230 pages was definitely one of the hardest things I'e ever done not only intellectually but also emotionally and even physically. Towards the end I wasn't doing well, but once it was submitted I went home to South Africa for some rest and resuscitation:


Ear attack!

I spent time with friends, family and pets at home in Johannesburg, and also spent a week in the beautiful Cape where I visited the southernmost tip of Africa, where the two oceans meet:

The southernmost tip of Africa


Seeing loved ones, feeling the sun on my skin, eating old favourites, getting plenty of sleep and admiring the the most beautiful countryside in the world all helped get me back on track and I am ready to face a new year. The next step is my PhD oral exam (also known as a viva or defense) which will be about 4 hours of intense questioning regarding my work, but once I pass that I can call myself Doctor Ellomennopee :) Until then I have a huge backlog of outfits, DIYs and photos to share with you. Thanks for sticking around.